Great Aunt B: I SAID, do I LOOK like a "graunt" to you?!

Grandma S: Concentrating for the next 9 months is going to be so easy...

Grandpa S: If I can pop this bottle without it exploding, changing diapers will be a piece of cake.

Auntie S: Bret is going to be a dad??! BARF ;)

Auntie B: YES! I'm great with kids (as long as they aren't mine)

Auntie B: You were supposed to attend my 21st birthday party.
Uncle B: I smell dirty diapers already.
Lil T: What's going to happen to me?!
Grandpa B: But I am too young, too sexy, too strapping to be a grandpa-pah! (I envision this being spoken with a French Accent)
Grandma B: I TOLD YOU TO WAAAIT! We just got rid of a dog...
I said you could MARRY her...nothing about this funny business.